CE 2023-002: HOLLYWOOD FEELS A DRAFT

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                  SHOWDOWN #1: CHANNEL ETERNITY VS. HOLLYWOOD

Voila. The Fugitive Orphans of Our Lady of the Sawdust challenge the supremacy of hamstrung Hollywood with the help of Channel Eternity, their far fewer dumbass scripts, and own swarthy survival skills.

500 independent writers, directors, cameramen, actors, and composers is all they say their Trojan Horse needs to topple Hollywood's moldering monopoly. Hurry up and join, before Hollywood tries to defang the orphans by making them look cool, thereby incurring even more of their reckless recusance. Lights, Camera, Bedlam.

                      The FIRST of THREE LEVIATHIC SHOWDOWNS 
                   featuring the Fugitive Orphans this new and brazen year.

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THE STATION

Sacred Heart McShane
Producer
CHANNEL ETERNITY
ChannelEternity@gmail.com
(telephone number on request)

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THE SHOW

Jasper Strip
Director
USA ROUTE 250
USAROUTE250@gmail.com
(telephone number on request)

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                                         March separately, attack together.
                                                                             Napoleon


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BATTING

CE 2023-002: HOLLYWOOD FEELS A DRAFT 


REGULAR SEASON

CE 2023-001: USA 250 LEADERBOARD
USA250-BC5: MARQUETTE & JOLLIET  * (250-1)
USA250-BC12: BESSIE COLEMAN * (200-1)
USA250-251E: THE VIRGINIAN * (600-1)
CE2023-000: THE NEW SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD
CE2023-001: A GLIMPSE OF ETERNITY (#1)
USA250-251W: REGGIE ON THE ROCK * (125-1)


SPRING TRAINING

CE-001: Plot Heard 'round the World
TEAR-001: Massacre of the Prairie Innocents
TEAR-002: The Dreadcoats are Coming! 
USA250-001: A Revolutionary Map to July 4, 2026
TEAR-003: Openly Catholic Orphans Troll FBI
USA250-002: Select the 250 Greatest Americans
USA250-003: Three Years, Three World Records
USA250-004: Three World Records with Three Lines
CE-002: Orphans Ask Angel for $360,000
CE-003: The MinuteMan & MinuteMa'am  
USA250-005: JIM THORPE; #1
USA250-006: AUDIE MURPHY; #1
USA250-007: MARQUETTE & JOLLIET; #1
USA250-008: PAUL REVERE; #1
USA250-009: IRISH CATHOLICS; #1
CE-23-001: THE FIRST OF SEVEN NEW WONDERS

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                                           All Rights Reserved for Eternity 

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